Kevin Jonas

“Yes, I’m standing here. Outside of Fred Segal. Just like we discussed. But there are no paparazzi anywhere. It’s like nobody cares anymore. Wait-you don’t think that people really do think I’m gay, do you? “

“umm…yeah, I think I’m at the right address, but the sign doesn’t say anything about ‘douchebags’ “

“um, yes, I’ll take 4 of the infants sportswear bottoms. Pink please. Just leave them outside for me, I’m..uhhh, in a hurry this time. The money will be in the usual place.”